Imagine all the teachers....

Imaging a group of teachers...

sitting in a boat,
the parent just wants to stay afloat,
while they try to cut each other throats:

"I'm the best, I'm easiest to test!"
the math teachers calls.
"No it's me! You need me to protest!"
the english teachers scrawls.
"No, me me! I send the students on a quest!"
the history teacher recalls.
"So what? I can give them rest!"
the art teacher stalls.
"Don't make me laugh, with me, they're blessed!"
the music teachers drawls.
"Ha! I let them have a contest!"
the sports teacher crawls,
"But without me, the world is distressed!"
the chemistry teacher brawls,
"And you need me for your life vest!"
the physics teacher bawls.
"Well well, without me, you are recessed!"
the economics teacher just falls.
"But without me, you can't be at your best!!"
the biology teacher's banal.
"Whatever, I can tell you all about the west!"
the geology teacher enthralls.

"Oh well, I don't give a damn. I'll give my child an attest!"
the parent ends it all without a jest.